Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Dirk Kuyt Worth his weight in gold! Ha ha!

When Cruyff mentioned that Kuyt is worth his weight in gold, it was supposed to be a compliment!

Now, let me have a look at the numbers:
The price of Gold per gram in Sterling pounds = 25.32
The weight of Dirk Kuyt according to LiverpoolFc.tv = 83 kg = 83,000 g
Hence, the worth of Dirk Kuyt's weight in gold =

GBP 2, 101 ,560

Personally, I rate Kuyt much higher than THIS number, but this is good for the laughs!
Cruyff, did you really mean THIS number when you made that statement?

PS: Can someone give me other players with the same price range?

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Packing again?


No bloody time to rest, as soon as we complete the ride, we get to packing again!

On top of coorg!


Last minute decision brought me to the expert ride, courtesy abu's bike.

Chain reaction!


One guy's chain breaks, and all of us stop.

Till breakfast do us apart. . .


After which most of the guys will go on an easy ride, and the select few brave men will attempt a 40km ride, including 20 km of quite steep rise. You can only guess which one i chose.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The road less travelled


Somewhere at 22 plus kms

Curious kids


Hope doesn't kill us cats. :-p

The hawk!



Ready to go


Had breakfast. Good to go now. . .

Reached sakleshpur. . .

Sitting in the bus, raring to hit the road. Could have done with a bit more of sleep, but then there's only so much sleep you can get sitting in a bus.
I guess we are waiting for the bikes to arrive, without which we are not likely to start anyways. :)
Disassembled the bikes and packed them yesterday. So the minimum requirement would be to assemble each of the 30 odd bikes when they arrive here.
Till then, will try to catch some precious sleep. . .

Friday, November 27, 2009



Zoomed view



A house in tel aviv


Notice the vine doubling up as the lady's hair.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Open letter to Vodafone, and future customers!

Sir,

I had sent a mail to Vodafone Karnataka, asking for the protocol to disconnect my Vodafone mobile account, on August 27. I had even mentioned in the mail that I wanted to disconnect my account LATEST by 11th Sept. I never got a proper reply, but I was called by numerous representatives from Vodafone asking me what the problem was. They would not take just the fact that 'I wanted to switch to Airtel' for an answer.

Realising that in this way, my account will not be cancelled any time soon, I went to Whitefield Vodafone store to cancel my vodafone account. The representative first asked me to change to a zero rental plan or something instead of disconnecting, but I insisted on disconnecting it completely, stating the reason that I did not want to be responsible for an active sim card falling into the wrong hands. (I should not need to remind you of what people have been able to achieve using sim cards and mobile phones in recent history.)

Then I was asked to fill a form, and sign it, and I was asked to clear my dues, which the store representative kindly calculated for me and told me to pay at the cash counter. I came out of the store believing that for all purposes, my Vodafone account was history now.

Few days later, I got a call from one of the representatives who had called me before to ask me why I wanted to leave Vodafone. She obviously didn't know yet that I had already disconnected my account. I told her so, and told her that I am happy to be an Airtel customer now, since my company also has an Airtel CUG plan. Anyway, I made her understand my point that I was feeling better off not being a Vodafone customer any more.

Further, on 12th September (my usual bill date), I received a bill from Vodafone in my e-mail, to which I replied stating that I had already disconnected my account, and settled all my outstanding, and will make no further payments.

My mom started getting calls on the alternate contact number since this week, asking if I could be contacted, and that I had to pay a bill, for a service I was not using any more.

When I called Vodafone care, every time, I was handled by a different person. I have been handled by Mr. Praveen and Mr. Manoj (both from the cancellation dept I presume).

I was afforded different explanations at different points in the conversation:

1) Mr. Praveen told me while talking that since I had mentioned in the e-mail that I want to cancel my account by 11th of September, I have to pay the bill till that date. My argument: Does not the fact that I actually went and got my connection disconnected have any importance in this matter? Once I get a disconnection, why should I pay for the other half of the month, during which I did not use your services?

2) After some time arguing about this, Mr. Praveen interrupted me and told me that he can see in the records that I had given a request for re-activation of my account on Sept 2. I was dumbfounded by this allegation. I asked him to provide me details of where I had gone to reactivate my account. He said that the vodafone store's name is some "Feet-on-street" or something like that.
I have asked Mr. Praveen for documentary proof of me having given such a request, to which he said that for reactivation, I don't even need to sign anywhere, or even visit a Vodafone store. All I have to do is just place a call and ask for reactivation. He was not even ready to believe me when I said that I had no knowledge of this reactivation request. All he kept saying was that there was a reactivation request ( about which there are no more details!!), and that proves I sent a request!!

My guess is that the representative who called me after cancellation would have changed the status, without consulting me. To strengthen my case, if you check my records since 29th August, you will see that I have not used the connection at all, active or not.

3) I tried reaching Praveen for two more days, and kept getting routed to other people in the Vodafone call centre. My mom still gets calls daily. I finally manage to reach a Mr. Manoj today, who again started discussing the matter with me, and told me that a Mr. Shankar had come to my house and visited me at my house on the 25th of September. don't know what Mr. Shankar achieved in the records after his alleged interaction with me, but I know only a small fact that on 25th of September, I was on a tour of Israel, not in India!

4) Yesterday evening I had even called Vodafone care and told them that if the sim card concerned with my account, which is still active apparently, and which is not with me anymore ( must be in some trash bin somewhere) is used in a terrorist plot anywhere, I should not be held responsible.

So, to help you summarize my complaints from the long mail:

1) Your representatives actively encourage people to keep the sim cards active ( even when they know we are not going to use them), which could be harmful not only to the concerned person, but also to the society in general. Is it to quote a higher number of users at the cost of national security?
2) What is the point of I having to go to a Vodafone store to cancel my account, If the cancellation request is not going to be entertained at all.
3) You have records, but you don't have accountability for those records. Case in point, my alleged call/visit to "Feet-on-street" to reactivate my account, Mr. Shankar's visit to my place, etc. Another example I would like to give: The representatives require me to visit a Vodafone store and sign documents to open an account, to close an account, hell even to change my alternate number. But you re-activate the account without even gathering any documentary proof? Why? Helps make more money?
4) What came up in the discussion, that apparently I am enabled to activate a new connection in the middle of the month, but I cannot disconnect my account in the middle of the month. Seems that I have to pay the bill on the next billing date IRRESPECTIVE of the fact that I had already settled all accounts at the Vodafone store? It is a classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.
5) Again, I had asked Mr. Praveen to contact me and tell me where was it that the re-activation request was filed from. He told me he would get back to me. I haven't got a reply yet. I had even told him that I will help him resolve the problem, and had given him my new number for his advantage, but the calls to my mom should temporarily stop. The calls keep coming, and Mr. Praveen doesn't seem interested in solving the problem.
6) Heights! When I was trying to obtain the request number above, the representative said that he can take my cancellation request on phone! If only they had told me before!

I would suggest Vodafone try to rise above the money making mentality. Quality service to customers is important, whether it is a new customer, or someone discontinuing you services. I will wait for an appropriate amount of time for your reply regarding the same, after which I will contact the appellate authority. Kindly take heed of this mail, not just as a personal complaint, but also to improve as a company. To be more transparent, and professional.

Regards,
Atul Deshpande

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Jonathan Livingston Seaman


Jon slowly opened his eyes. The last thing he remembered was crashing into the sails of a ship during the pull up from a 'death dive'. The sailors had placed some bread crumbs and water in his cage. Wait, 'CAGE'?...

The sailors weren't so bad, after all. They would let him out of the cage every evening, and watch him fly. If he did well, he would get a 'reward' from the day's catch. Try a 'death dive', and he wouldn't get much, to drive home the point that though exhilerating, the sailors did not appreciate the possibility of either losing their only source of entertainment, or having to stitch another patch in the sails. He needed some time to understand these dynamics, but understand he did...

He returned every day to eat, rest and sleep in the cage. The death dive was now a distant memory, he knew it won't fetch him good, easy fish. He did not fly out into the thunderstorms. They wouldn't allow him to, even if he wished. 'The little joys of life' now seemed more clearer, nearer. Getting wool in the cage, being named the official mascot of the ship were suddenly so important to the same bird who had foregone a thousand meals for the love of flying. Flying was just another activity in life now. Not life itself...

Jonathan opened his eyes. He felt a sudden pain. He realized he didn't care if he died in the thunderstorm, or while doing a death dive, or just sitting on the deck of the ship. What he cared for was to "live" in all these places, to "live" the moments that he wanted to. A sailor's life was good, yes, but he did not want to live anything else than his own life.

He did not return from his evening flight that day.